Sir Archibald
MARQUESS OF CHRISTMASPUDDINGTON

These are the secrets behind the Sirs’ colours:
The story of Sir Archibald’s Forest Green
One sunny morning, Sir Patrick was enjoying a dish of broccoli in his drawing room, which was lined with banana leaves, whilst listening to ‘Green Day’, when the young girl from the market walked past and called out: ‘Parsley! Bright green, juicy parsley! Freshly picked from God’s green earth!’ Sir Archibald took another sip of absinthe and thought to himself: ‘I think I should get myself a mint-green coat – the colour seems to be all the rage at the moment!’

100 % paraffin